How to get a million or two. | TradersReview

How to get a million or two.
Ever wondered how people become millionaires ? Author: Always Skint
Before setting on a business trip to Europe, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a back street London loan shop and went in to ask for an immediate loan of £5,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back by this request, and requested that they would require some collateral. Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce and the registration documents, the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into their underground parking for safekeeping, and gave him the £5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the loan shop’s doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. The loan officer checked the records and told him, That will be £5,000 for the loan plus £55 in interest and arrangement fees. The man pulled out a roll of bank notes and paid the loan, thanked the loan officer and gave him a £5 tip, and started to walk away. Wait a minute Sir, the loan officer said, thank you very much for the tip but while you were gone, I found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why on earth would you need to borrow money? The man smiled. Where else could I securely park my Rolls-Royce in London for two weeks and pay only £60 including tips ?
About the Submitter: Always Skint has had several years experience at being skint so she knows just what she’s talking about.


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